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…because not all of us have our Peking ducks in a row

Nigerian Bank Scam 2.0 – Part Two

Like the bastard third cousin of Justin Bieber’s hairdresser, I’ve been shunned by the Nigerian Bank Scammer community.  I’d been hoping to bring you the brilliant conclusion to my Nigerian … Continue reading

August 15, 2013 · 24 Comments

The Sarcastic Woman’s Guide to Online Dating: Your Profile

Congratulations!  Like a lobotomized water buffalo in heat, you have decided to charge ass first – because its larger size will cause more damage – into the increasingly flatulent world … Continue reading

May 12, 2013 · 26 Comments