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…because not all of us have our Peking ducks in a row

The Sarcastic Woman’s Guide to Online Dating: Your Profile Picture

With Valentine’s Day approaching, those of us who are single will want to brush up their online dating profiles to attract the most worthy Romeo or Juliet.  (First posted May … Continue reading

February 13, 2015 · 2 Comments

Big Mama Chang’s 2014 Forecast (Through Album Covers)

Recovering from the fattening festivities of the holiday season and looking into my thousand-year old preserved duck’s egg of a crystal ball, I wonder who’s (again) replaced all of my … Continue reading

January 17, 2014 · 25 Comments

Hallmark Holiday Card Rejects

Given that it’s the holiday season – the time of year when you receive greeting cards from people you haven’t heard from forever, and you don’t really care whether little … Continue reading

December 17, 2011 · 24 Comments