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…because not all of us have our Peking ducks in a row

From My Heart to Your Gag Reflex: Worst Christmas Album Covers…for Now

Just when you thought that warm fuzzy feeling is from the holidays, think again…

lostnchina

Most Benevolent LReader:

I’ve been negligent in blogging this year, ’tis true,
but what’s a woman with severe writer’s block to do?

I’ve agonized and despaired – plagued with self-doubt,
desperately searching for an easy way out.

When I happened upon these pics,
some depicting a version of St. Nick,
I thought, There’s no better present,
which will build up your resentment,
and compel you to hit me hard with a hockey stick.

Blunt force trauma aside,
I hope your brain won’t get fried,
as mine did when I gazed upon these pics. (And from your hockey stick.)

For I only want to share
a blog post that’s rare,
and not a tale about a guy with the charm of an oil slick.

You can say this is a gift or an abomination,
an aberration, a compensation, a deviation, or even a gene mutation –
or anything else…

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2 comments on “From My Heart to Your Gag Reflex: Worst Christmas Album Covers…for Now

  1. herschelian
    January 2, 2016

    That was clever! Hope you had a very Merry Christmas and that 2016 will be an excellent year for you and yours…!

    Liked by 1 person

    • lostnchina
      January 3, 2016

      Thank you and the same to you! (Just stay away from that wicked Chinese rice wine!)

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