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Dating Susan for Dummies

A friend turned me on to a website that lets you generate your own “Dummies” book cover: https://covers.dummies.com/generate.html.  These are my entries, soon to hit the bookshelves at a gas station bathroom near you.  Would love to see what you guys come up with!

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14 comments on “Dating Susan for Dummies

  1. smallestforest
    June 6, 2012

    Thought of you, Susan…see? It’s OKAY, you don’t have to explain, and you don’t even have to try. Paradigm shift! http://jezebel.com/5915555/ten-very-good-reasons-you-arent-married-yet

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    • lostnchina
      June 7, 2012

      Thanks for the link. I can identify with points 1, 2, 5, 6 and 10. That being said, a good friend of mine is getting married in September and I’ve been asked to be their “booze consultant”, which is a job I can handle mightily. But after sending a list of questions, which included, “How much of your wedding do you want to remember?” I haven’t heard back from them.

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  2. smallestforest
    June 6, 2012

    Thought of you, Susan…see? It’s OKAY, you don’t have to explain, and you don’t even have to try. Paradigm shift!

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  5. cristycarringtonlewis
    May 16, 2012

    I think I may have been previously banned from that site.

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    • lostnchina
      May 17, 2012

      How to Get Banned from the Dummies Cover Generator Site for Dummies?

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      • cristycarringtonlewis
        May 17, 2012

        Very good. I knew I liked you. I wonder what they would do if someone created this cover: How to Hack the Dummies Generator Site for Dummies?

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  6. vicky o'connor
    May 16, 2012

    I’ve created a monster…or maybe helped you find a more rewarding career? This will be shared!

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    • lostnchina
      May 16, 2012

      Thanks, Vicky, for showing me the site. It’s been…too much of a distraction!

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  7. becomingcliche
    May 16, 2012

    I am going to have some fun with that website!

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    • lostnchina
      May 16, 2012

      Yeah! It’s a great website and I know you’ll do lots with it.

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      • becomingcliche
        May 16, 2012

        I do have to ask. Does anyone wear your clothes while you’re not around?

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        • lostnchina
          May 16, 2012

          I dunno… but that shiny blue shirt the guy’s wearing on the cover looks awfully familiar.

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