Dating Susan for Dummies
A friend turned me on to a website that lets you generate your own “Dummies” book cover: https://covers.dummies.com/generate.html. These are my entries, soon to hit the bookshelves at a gas station bathroom near you. Would love to see what you guys come up with!
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14 comments on “Dating Susan for Dummies”
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lostnchina 
Thought of you, Susan…see? It’s OKAY, you don’t have to explain, and you don’t even have to try. Paradigm shift! http://jezebel.com/5915555/ten-very-good-reasons-you-arent-married-yet
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Thanks for the link. I can identify with points 1, 2, 5, 6 and 10. That being said, a good friend of mine is getting married in September and I’ve been asked to be their “booze consultant”, which is a job I can handle mightily. But after sending a list of questions, which included, “How much of your wedding do you want to remember?” I haven’t heard back from them.
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Thought of you, Susan…see? It’s OKAY, you don’t have to explain, and you don’t even have to try. Paradigm shift!
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I think I may have been previously banned from that site.
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How to Get Banned from the Dummies Cover Generator Site for Dummies?
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Very good. I knew I liked you. I wonder what they would do if someone created this cover: How to Hack the Dummies Generator Site for Dummies?
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I’ve created a monster…or maybe helped you find a more rewarding career? This will be shared!
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Thanks, Vicky, for showing me the site. It’s been…too much of a distraction!
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I am going to have some fun with that website!
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Yeah! It’s a great website and I know you’ll do lots with it.
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I do have to ask. Does anyone wear your clothes while you’re not around?
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I dunno… but that shiny blue shirt the guy’s wearing on the cover looks awfully familiar.
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