…because not all of us have our Peking ducks in a row

Utterly Unimportant Online Reviews

You know we live in a time that’s dangerously close to the Hello Kitty Apocalypse when random nobodies (ie. Me) can go online and spew effusive, angry, and grammatically-incorrect opinions about things we know little … Continue reading

August 25, 2015 · 8 Comments

Mongolian Barbequed: Four Days & Three Nights in Mongolia with a Chinese Tour Group

It was with near-hysterical fervor that my employees and I had signed up for a four-day guided tour of Inner Mongolia leaving on May 1 – China’s Labor Day – one … Continue reading

May 30, 2015 · 16 Comments

The Sarcastic Woman’s Guide to Online Dating: Your Profile Picture

With Valentine’s Day approaching, those of us who are single will want to brush up their online dating profiles to attract the most worthy Romeo or Juliet.  (First posted May … Continue reading

February 13, 2015 · 2 Comments

A Rude Christmas Interlude for You: T’was the Time After Christmas Dinner…

T’was the night after Christmas dinner, and the family had passed out on the couch from the hearty Christmas fare, not giving a hoot whether St. Nicolas was there. When … Continue reading

December 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

From My Heart to Your Gag Reflex: Worst Christmas Album Covers…for Now

Most Benevolent LReader: I’ve been negligent in blogging this year, ’tis true, but what’s a woman with severe writer’s block to do? I’ve agonized and despaired – plagued with self-doubt, … Continue reading

December 15, 2014 · 19 Comments

Supremely Bizarre Products of All Time

Originally posted on lostnchina:
Most people who are reading this blog about China might want to see weird and funny things – like pictures of misspelled street signs, strange foods,…

October 13, 2014 · 3 Comments

I Just Wanna Play Scrabble and Not Buy You Viagra

Just as someone might want to swim with the sharks or pull a freight train with his testicles – when I lived in southern China, I played online Scrabble to … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · 14 Comments

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