<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>lostnchina</title>
	<atom:link href="http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com</link>
	<description>Meanderings of someone working, living, and lost in China....</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:28:25 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<cloud domain='lostnchina.wordpress.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/f603e8625790ad78729ec0d120b7b926?s=96&#038;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>lostnchina</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/osd.xml" title="lostnchina" />
	<atom:link rel='hub' href='http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?pushpress=hub'/>
		<item>
		<title>For the Caregivers of the English-impaired</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/caregivers-of-the-english-impaired/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/caregivers-of-the-english-impaired/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese stereotypes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1565</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When people ask me what languages I know, of course English and Chinese come to mind.  French was mandatory till Grade 10, but that doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;d retained any.  I also studied German on the pretense that I wanted to get a degree in Comparative English/Chinese/German literature.  Actually, I just liked the way German sounded, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1565&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/caregivers-of-the-english-impaired/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/scoreboard2.jpg?w=1024" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">scoreboard</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/salonpas-pain-relief-patch-02.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Salonpas-Pain-Relief-Patch-02</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/smallziplocks.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">smallziplocks</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/mp900444569.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Mariachi</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/scoreboard11.jpg?w=1024" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">scoreboard1</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>That Chinese Chick Can&#8217;t Cook Rice</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/10/cant-cook-rice/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/10/cant-cook-rice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese stereotypes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[single woman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese culture]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1346</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For my birthday I had a group of friends over to my place for a birthday / leftover X&#8217;mas / Chinese New Year hot pot (fondue) dinner. Traditionally in the Chinese culture, the birthday girl is supposed to treat all her friends and not the other way around.  I&#8217;m supposed to have an elaborate spread, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1346&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/10/cant-cook-rice/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/rice-cooker.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">rice cooker</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/chinese-cod.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">chinese cod</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/minute-rice1.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">minute rice</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/fortune-cookie2.jpg?w=1024" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">fortune cookie</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/moose.jpg?w=150" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">moose</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/hello-kitty-earmuffs.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">hello kitty earmuffs</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/images.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Buddha on a spring</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/hello-kitty-cell-phone-cover-front1.jpg?w=161" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">hello kitty cell phone cover front</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/004.jpg?w=223" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Susan&#039;s true identity</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The 7&#215;7 Link Award &amp; the Versatile Blogger Award (Part Deux)</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/the-7x7-versatile-blogger/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/the-7x7-versatile-blogger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[writing award]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the midst of my Sudafed-induced stupor, I notice these hits to my blog via Kitchen Slattern&#8216;s site.  And since I worship the woman to the point where it&#8217;s freaking her out and driving her to drink &#8211; yeah, if you only knew &#8211; I thought I&#8217;d take a look. As it turned out, I&#8217;d [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1350&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/the-7x7-versatile-blogger/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/7x7.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">7x7</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/versatile-blogger.png" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">versatile-blogger</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Time I Wrote a Love Letter to Myself</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/love_letter_myself/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/love_letter_myself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teaching english]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1267</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the &#8217;90s, teaching English in Taiwan was as easy as getting piss-ass drunk on cheap beer and mistaking every stranger in the bar for someone you know.  The Taiwanese didn&#8217;t travel abroad as frequently as they do now, and fewer native English speakers were teaching in Taiwan.  But parents still sent their kids to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1267&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/love_letter_myself/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/aaron-kwok11.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Aaron Kwok1</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/aaron-kwok-nude.jpg?w=200" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Aaron Kwok Nude</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/mp900314273.jpg?w=255" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Susan walks like a duck</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/yeti.jpg?w=258" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">yeti</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/oolong-tea.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">oolong-tea</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>More a Tweet Than a Post: Happy Chinese New Year!</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/happy-chinese-new-year/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/happy-chinese-new-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese new year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese stereotypes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[granny panties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[red underwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[single woman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A few posts back I promised to display my latest Chinese New Year acquisition &#8211; the 2012 edition of the Chinese New Year red panty, which my mother sent me via express mail last week. The candy cane is placed strategically next to the panty to show you what proportions we&#8217;re talking about here.  This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1255&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/happy-chinese-new-year/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/underwear.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">2012 Edition Red Panty </media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/013.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Red Underwear Back</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/underwear-uses.jpg?w=287" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">underwear uses</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/underwear-lampshade.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">underwear lampshade</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;Help!&#8221; (Wanted): The Story of Boogie Wang, Chloe Chu, Pinky Lo &amp; One Kinky Ho</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/help-wanted2/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/help-wanted2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[employment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strange names]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In Hong Kong, recruiting an English-speaking Account Representative is easier than in China, as English is one of the two official languages.  The issue I have is with the names that the Hong Kong population, particularly young women, have given themselves. We had ten short-listed resumes.  Four of the resumes had the names of &#8220;Queenie&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1195&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/help-wanted2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/resume3.gif?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">resume</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chunky-monkey.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">chunky monkey</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Versatile Blogger Award</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/13/hyperactive/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/13/hyperactive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[writing award]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1162</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I turned on my computer the other day, I noticed this comment from blogger, Sharon, of Hyperactive Inefficiency: Heyo, I’ve finally updated that Versatile Blogger Award post, and yes, you are one of my favourite 15 blogs out of the trillion or whatever on WordPress. Thank you for being interesting. Unaccustomed to receiving unsolicited [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1162&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/13/hyperactive/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/versatilebloggeraward2.png" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">versatilebloggeraward2</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Super Susan Speed Dating</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/speed-dating/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/speed-dating/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After ending a lackluster, long-term relationship early last year, I&#8217;ve finally managed to shake off the leftover ennui and get back &#8220;onto my horse&#8221; and re-join the dating world&#8230;Even if that horse usually turns out to be a pack mule with a limp, a circus-performing orangutan, or a kid&#8217;s beat-up wagon with a squeaky wheel [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1143&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/speed-dating/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Lies My Superstitious Chinese Mother Told Me &amp; the Longevity Panty</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/chinese-parents-lies/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/chinese-parents-lies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese new year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese stereotypes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[granny panties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=1068</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m the first-born byproduct of old-world Chinese parents.  My Father is nearly twice my age and my Mother is  irrational, but has very nice skin. My Mother, like many Chinese women her generation, fears death the way that some people would fear stepping into a pile of dog shit while frantically running after their rabid, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=1068&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/chinese-parents-lies/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/n625960403_2056131_7621910.jpg?w=203" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Sack of rice Susan</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/310278_10150331015445404_625960403_8360475_1791820080_n.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Fat and overdressed.</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cny_red_underwear_wearing_chai.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Red underwear</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/granny-panty1.gif" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Granny Panty</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ode to Alcohol</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/ode-to-alcohol/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/ode-to-alcohol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese stereotypes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[single woman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/?p=909</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just having returned from China, walking into a US liquor store was as close to a religious experience as I was ever going to get: I almost dropped to my proverbial popping knees and wept.  It was so beautiful seeing all the shiny bottles of alcohol lined up neatly according to product category.  The recovering [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&amp;blog=26736955&amp;post=909&amp;subd=lostnchina&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/ode-to-alcohol/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/bf809b65e4c501846bda6e3ae155eb7b?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">lostnchina</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/wa-state-liquor-store.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Liquor Store</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/jacket-button.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Ugly Tweed Jacket</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cosmo1.jpg?w=215" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Cosmo</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/vesper.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Vesper</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/crossed-eyes.jpg?w=222" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Crossed Eyes</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/gin-tonic.jpg?w=258" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Gin Vodka Tonic</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/knight-in-shining-armor1.jpg?w=170" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Wok the fuk!</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
