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		<title>Of Banks &amp; Sex &#8211; Banking in 21st Century China</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 02:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
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		<title>Teaching My Elderly Chinese Parents the Computer</title>
		<link>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/teaching-my-elderly-chinese-parents-the-computer/</link>
		<comments>http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/teaching-my-elderly-chinese-parents-the-computer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 17:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First published December 3, 2011 The other day, my younger sister, Annie, lamented to me over instant messenger, &#8220;Mom forwarded me some weird email from one of her Chinese friends &#8230; <a href="http://lostnchina.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/teaching-my-elderly-chinese-parents-the-computer/" class="read-more">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lostnchina.wordpress.com&#038;blog=26736955&#038;post=3563&#038;subd=lostnchina&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Nose Knows &amp; Other Gift Ideas to Alienate Your Friends &amp; Family</title>
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		<dc:creator>lostnchina</dc:creator>
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