lostnchina

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From My Heart to Your Gag Reflex: Worst Christmas Album Covers…for Now

Most Benevolent LReader: I’ve been negligent in blogging this year, ’tis true, but what’s a woman with severe writer’s block to do? I’ve agonized and despaired – plagued with self-doubt, … Continue reading

December 15, 2014 · 14 Comments

Supremely Bizarre Products of All Time

Originally posted on lostnchina:
Most people who are reading this blog about China might want to see weird and funny things – like pictures of misspelled street signs, strange foods,…

October 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

I Just Wanna Play Scrabble and Not Buy You Viagra

Just as someone might want to swim with the sharks or pull a freight train with his testicles – when I lived in southern China, I played online Scrabble to … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · 14 Comments

Funereality – Part Two

A Buddhist monk, my sneezing sister and I are driving along in a Mercedes with plush leather seats. Something that resembles a dried up stalk of corn is wedged between … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · 36 Comments

Funereality – Part One

When our beloved pet cockatiel of seventeen years died, my dad had witnessed the event.  He said that Binky had been acting sluggish for about a week – sitting on … Continue reading

May 9, 2014 · 114 Comments

Big Mama Chang’s 2014 Forecast (Through Album Covers)

Recovering from the fattening festivities of the holiday season and looking into my thousand-year old preserved duck’s egg of a crystal ball, I wonder who’s (again) replaced all of my … Continue reading

January 17, 2014 · 25 Comments

A Me-Tube Interlude x 2: LostnJapan

As I bask in the post-holiday stupor that only Kirkland brand tequila and bowlfuls of those red and white restaurant mints from the Super China Buffet can provide, I’m mesmerized … Continue reading

January 2, 2014 · 13 Comments
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